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Tumblr Mouse Cursors
*Awkward Hand Gestures*
Black and White Tumblr Themes

officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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actionables:

1lazygenius:

actionables:

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES

DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?

you can call me

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curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

collapsed:

Why is she wearing cheetah it’s not even summer - my chemistry teacher who is a guy

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns