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everswift:

my favorite taylor swift music video is you belong with me cause it’s the story of how taylor swift is upset because her crush is dating taylor swift, but then taylor swift’s boyfriend leaves taylor swift for taylor swift and taylor swift gets really pissed and then he kisses taylor swift

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

lalalalondes:

myadamantiumheart:

canyoudigitmotherlicker:

finding well written fanfiction for your OTP

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finding out it’s multichapter AND completed

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finding out there’s smut in every chapter and it still maintains plot

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dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.